(Source: sugar-motta)
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
John is a bi-romantic heterosexual; Sherlock is a bi- or homo-romantic asexual. They are in love with each other, (and kind of in a relationship). Neither of them realizes any of this, because both of them base their interpretation of their orientation on the sexual side of it alone
So John keeps dating women, because he self defines as heterosexual, and keeps trying to assert that to himself. But because he’s monoamourous and is already in love with Sherlock, he just can’t make it work with any of the women he dates at all.
Sherlock, on the other hand, figured out he wasn’t interested in sex around the time everyone else in his age group got interested in it and he found the whole thing terribly tedious. He probably doesn’t even self-identify as asexual, because he doesn’t care enough about that sort of thing to bother labelling it. And then, because he’s already categorised any sort of couple relationship as sexual and therefore boring, and because he very rarely comes across anyone he considers worth spending any of his time with anyway, he doesn’t really realise he is capable of romantic attraction, either. He has so little experience of having friends that when John comes along he doesn’t have a comparison to realise that their relationship is romantic rather than purely friendship.
Which is why everyone keeps pointing out that they’re a couple, but both of them just react by thinking “No, because we’re not having sex.” rather than noticing that they are in love with each other.
"Found on Baidu Sherlock Forum, originally written in English, but I can’t find the authorship or original post. (my apologies, no copyright infringement intended)
((one of the best interpretations of Johnlock))
(Source: lifesmerrygoround)
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
(Source: heyitsbeccalynn)